Sunday, 5 June 2016

Vertigo in the Streets of San Francisco



My exposure to the United States of America is limited to very small tastes years apart with little planning, so it is with some surprise and, indeed pleasure, that I found myself today wandering the Streets of San Francisco.

Prior to my leaving home, Dominique dug out the DVD of Vertigo, which was shot in SF, so that I could memorise all the sets and explore them on my two free days before my board week next week.  I thought that was an original idea until I found that the Empire Hotel featured in the last third of the movie is now called the Vertigo Hotel and plays Vertigo on loop non-stop in the foyer.  





Undeterred, I explored Sutter Street to find that the beauty salon is now a pizza place and the bookshop now sells burritos instead.  Nonetheless the feel of the street is the same.  





I did not understand why the tower was in so many shots until I found it stalking me throughout the day. It turns out that it is the Coit Tower, so named after the benefactor Lillie Hitchcock Coit who left a bequest to beautify the city.  The tower was the result.  It is in so many scenes because Hitchcock thought that it was a phallic symbol – and it stalks people.



San Francisco is, of course, more than just a set for Vertigo or a police drama.  It is a place where the street cars go the wrong direction when you hold the map upside down.  It is a place which is apparently subject to frequent fires, at least judging by the number of fire trucks racing around the streets with a rather weak sounding siren.  It is a place which names groups of streets “Mission” or “Union Square” or “Tenderloin” for no apparent reason or benefit in navigation. It is a place where the tourist office proudly sends you to Westfields to find the unique San Francisco shopping experience.  


It is a place where the tourists queue at the terminals at the end of the cable cars for the must-have experience of a ride on one and are prepared to wait for two or three to leave before there is room to accommodate them. The locals, of course, join the journey at the next stop one block further away with no queue.  





It is a place where there is a bridge dangerously similar to the Golden Gate only smaller and less impressive but a trap for the unwary tourist nevertheless.  They call it the Bay Bridge.  It is a place where the Golden Gate Bridge is carefully shrouded in fog at 3pm to frustrate impatient photographers.  






It is a place where, presumably due to some planning decision, the fire stairs are all on the outside of the building. 





It is a place which, in the middle of a tourist trap known as Fisherman’s Wharf, delivers a sanctuary for sea lions where they lie about in the sun and practice managing the pecking order from time to time. 
















It is a place where the American Society of Civil Engineers Infrastructure Report Card score for the USA of 4 (1 being excellent and 5 being unusable) hits home on the once world-beating BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) when you (thankfully) can’t hear the fellow Australian trying to strike up a conversation on the way in from the airport.  He started with “I am not Right Wing or anything, but …” after that it was too noisy.  

It is a place where even the transit fare police wear guns but don’t use them when offenders run away. They don’t chase them either! It is a place where, in spite of the hills, locals ride bikes – around them not over them.  It is a place where white, black, Mexican, South American and Asian all seem to mingle and go about their business without really noticing that they have different races or looks.  It is a place where the Republican and Democrat Primaries are about to move into full swing.

And that is only one day. 

Above all, however, in spite of its variety, contradictions and tourist traps, it is a place which is intrinsically American, where people are polite, friendly, helpful and unabashed.  It is a place where you can order dinner at a “typical” diner – I am sure it was not a tourist trap – and get too much food and feel like “Happy Days”. 


 







It is also a place where you can order dinner from the menu for $25.90 and then find $0.78 added for Employee Health Benefits, $2.33 added for tax and then two lines with a Gratuity Example of 18% and 20% (no 5% or 10%) so that I walk away paying $34 a full 30% more than the advertised price.





I don’t think I will ever understand San Francisco.

Friday, 25 September 2015

Only in New Zealand


We were waiting, seated, ready to go, tray tables stowed and seat backs in the upright position on Air New Zealand flight NZ 8577 a Dehavilland Dash 8 Turbo Prop service from Tauranga to Wellington.

Nothing happened.  The door remained open, the flight attendant remained in place at the top of the stairs.  The time for departure passed.

Then the announcement.  This is your captain speaking.  We have an unusual circumstance here in the cockpit.  A departing passenger from the previous flight has left with the briefcase of the first officer. In that briefcase are several documents including the flight plan without which we are unable to take off.  I understand the passenger has been contacted on the way home and is now returning to the airport to swap briefcases with the first officer.

The plane took off 15 minutes later. So many questions unanswered!


Only in New Zealand.

Friday, 11 September 2015

Umm….Ulm!

Ulm

48°24′N 09°59′E

1 September 2015

Ulm loves its sparrows. The fascination with sparrows is linked to a legend that during the construction of the Ulm Minster, workers were trying to bring a particularly long log through one of the city gates, but it did not fit. When they were about to demolish the gate they saw a sparrow which was carrying a long straw turning its head to take the straw longwise through a narrow gap.  The workers took the hint and from then on loaded the logs along their carts rather than across them.

I guess it is possible that this is true, although there are various origin stories for the legend.  What I don’t understand is that the locals have adopted it as their identity calling themselves and their football team the Ulmer Spatz.  More than that, there are sparrow statues and figures everywhere and half the hotels and businesses carry the sparrow in their name or logo. 






There are even some real sparrows to be found, although they are well camouflaged!




I suppose that explains while Albert Einstein, who was born here in 1879, only lasted a year before he moved on to Munich.  They do have a statue of him though!



               
                                                                                                       There is, of course, more to Ulm than sparrows.  The Ulm Minister, which started construction in 1377 did not reach completion until 1891, which was lucky because it opened up the opportunity to make the spire the highest in Europe, by 1 metre, creating a reason for all the highest, strongest, longest collectors to come to see the building. Again, there is more to the minster than being one metre higher than the next highest.  It is an impressive building with some great stonework.





I particularly like the Ulmer take on gargoyles which are scarier than the monsters found on most cathedrals because it is easy to visualise finding one’s self hanging out from the corner of the building in their place.   

Inside there are some very impressive wooden figures sitting in the choir,



and an interior filled with light.


On the night of 17 December 1944, the Royal Airforce bombed two large factories in the proximity of Ulm and as collateral damage managed to wipe out the homes of around 25,000 people. So, most of Ulm looks relatively new, but fortunately built in a style and scale that suits the age of the city: it was founded around 850 AD.




In common with many German towns, it has a relatively new library which we visited and enjoyed. They even serve coffee on the top floor, so it has become a social hub as well as a cultural centre.  In fact, in spite of loosing Albert Einstein, they did establish a university in 1967 and the University web page boasts of being in the city where Einstein was born – no mention of sparrows, though.



Enjoying the Library
The Library

The location of Ulm gives it an interesting place in history.  It is on the Danube which flows on to Austria and the black sea. Ulm is about as far upstream one can navigate a reasonable size vessel.  Accordingly, over the centuries refugees moving upstream from afar reached the limit of their navigation.  Ulm has a tradition of treating them well and along the banks of the river on the outside of the town fortifications are many signs and symbols indicating that Ulm welcomes refugees. 

We took advantage of the good weather and the location and hired some bikes to ride for 10km or so along the river in what is known as Neu-Ulm



Bikes on the Danube





Admiring the Spire

Putting this all together, I gained the impression that there is a degree of wit and wisdom in Ulm, and the sparrow legend may just be the Ulmer’s way of not taking themselves too seriously.